Zombies for the children (Expressive Writing)

If you haven't read my scary version of this yet, you should probably do that first.
Then come back here!
If you have
Enjoy.



Zombies eat brains
Zombies eat flesh
Zombies are good at hiding
So look under your desk!

Zombies are not nice
Zombies are vicious
Zombies have head lice
What I’m saying is not fictitious

Zombies lurk in the dark
They creep and they crawl
Waiting for humans to spark
& then they’re ready to brawl!

Now I’ve probably scared you
But all you need to know is this
Zombies will never catch you
If you follow the rules on this list

You need to be able to run
You need to be strong
Only go out if there is sun
Or your life won’t be long!

Always check your locks & backseats
Your bathrooms and stores
Because they can always smell your meat
& if you see one, there’s bound to be more!

These are some of the few rules
You’ll be okay if you’re smart
But some people are just fools
Like this couple walking out from Sunmart

They just got off work
& it’s very, very late
Their love is like fireworks
& decide to celebrate by going on a date

Now, dates are not bad things
It’s just, they forgot the rules
Their romance has pulled some strings
The zombies see their mistake and start to drool

The couple goes into the café
So the zombies decide to trick them out
Some zombies sneak through the back to play
While others wait outside without a doubt

The couple panics!
They flee from the act!
They run to their Ford Classic!
The zombies freak out like maniacs!

The girl is thrown by the boyfriend into the car
The zombie runs right into the closed door!
So he missed out on the girl so far
He was too excited too score!

But the boy can’t seem to open his door
He didn’t read about locks on the list
The zombie is ready to attack for
He knows this time he surely shall not miss

The zombie grabs onto the boy
He rips and he tears
Into his neck like a dog toy
But he gets away and drives far from this nightmare

You may think he is okay,
Boys and girls, you forgot about the venom!
Okay is what he’ll portray
But soon he’ll be what you do not want to become…

A zombie!
One that can’t control his urges
To make people scream
And only death he’ll encourage!

Now that you’ve heard the story
Take time to reflect
Your life doesn’t have to be gory
Just follow the rules and your life shall be set(: